So this week, I did a few things. I had a friend down from Toronto. I used to live there and I miss the city so usually I go over there but she needed a break. So then we volunteered at the local animal shelter. I then had another friend of mine over late on in the week and we volunteered twice there.
I must say, that place is fun, even if I'm a walking disaster. I smashed my head and face off of almost every cat cage in the building, I nearly tripped over the bucket full of water and bleach used to clean the cages so many times that it's ridiculous, I was peed on by a dog and scratched so many times that I look like I just came out of a zombie apocalypse. I loved every minute of it. I made so many new little friends. I named a bunch of 'em, too! I named a bunch of kittens: Schrödinger, Heidi, Susanna, The Jerk, Luca and Avondale. Schrödinger was my favorite 'cause we were sthuper sthmart together. Anyway, I also made a tonne of friends, like Niomi the Husky, Gail the old cat who, once she sits on you, will not let you leave, Lubin and Spanky, who are dumb and dumber and are so nice.
It makes me sad, though, because it's the Humane Society and after a while if the animals aren't adopted, they're put down. Once I get the chance to go there again they'll all be gone. I'd like some cheering up, everyone.
Sinitech
The day I let my daughter get cheered up by a bunch of random strangers on the internet is the day I grow a mustache shaped like my genitals and call the Cyber Police.
RedBlueberries
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
DAD?