I'll start off with some interesting things. I just purchased a new pair of glasses. They're a mix of steam punk and girlie awesomeness. They should be arriving in a few weeks. I also bought a new pair of shoes yesterday, but I'll get more into that in a moment. And I also got my report card today and if you ask Sinitech, he'll say it was pretty great.
After the appointment with the eye doctor to get my glasses, things kinda went down hill. My ankles are disproportionate to my body, so the ankle straps in the shoes (and the only shoes) I brought to work were too loose. So it's the end of the work day, and I go to walk home. The shoes gave me blisters, so I took them off and walked home barefoot. I thought that'd be all, but then it started to pour rain. So there's this girl walking down the street with a few folders, a pair of wedges in her hands and not on her feet and doing it all in the rain.
Wait, it wasn't a few folders. I dropped one and didn't notice on the way home. I lost my time sheets and now I need to go get some more in a town a few towns over or else I won't get paid. Yaaaay.
I need a drink.
Proottalfain
You should do like Ernest Hemingway.
In 1939, Hemingway was ordered to cut down on his drinking. He tried to hold himself to three Scotches before dinner but he couldn't do it and, in 1940, he began breakfasting on tea and gin and swigging absinthe, whiskey, vodka and wine at various times during the day.
More than 3 scotches before dinner, plus gin, absinthe, whiskey, vodka and wine. Mmmm...
RedBlueberries
I need to go to work sober or else I can't do anything but make hilarious typos all day.