I'm so socially awkward.

I was walking in the mall with a friend of mine and one of those foreigners at those stands handed us a flyer. I'm polite, so I took it and smiled whereas my friend did the smart thing and sped up. The guy then stops me and goes, "How do you wear your make up?"
I, being confused, reply, "Pardon?"
He then goes, "How do you apply your make up?"
I replied, "I..I don't wear much make up."
And he then asks, "... Why not?"
So then, I blush bright red and go, "I DON'T KNOW!" And then I ran off. Literally, I ran.

Also, just as I predicted, Germany pwned Argentina. 4-0. A friend of mine who was cheering for France lent me his Micheal Ballack (German Captian) soccer jersey. I was so happy, though, Ballack is out of the cup because he was injured. Poor guy. Now they're facing Spain on Wednesday. I think of this match as a dog fight; a fight between a Chihuahua and a German Shepard, respectively. :3

By the way, lately, I've been encountering conflicting articles and 'studies' as to which is the preferred hair length on females; short or long? Seeing as though everyone on this website has- or at one point had- a penis, I think it would be interesting to see your responses.

Edit: GERMANY... LOST? WHAT IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE

Second Edit: Germany got third place over all. Again. Gah, that's that good enough! Spain got lucky, Muller and Ballack were out. Without their beloved (and cute) leaders, they played too defensively. Mmmmmmmm Michael Ballack.

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Sinitech 2010-07-04 23:14:10

You already know my opinion on this subject.

So instead, I'll tell a the story of Martha Olandorf, the most underrated environmentalist of all time:

The end.

RedBlueberries 2010-07-04 23:14:10

Oh, Squishy, you're so silly. We all know her story isn't that long.

NeverHundred 2010-07-05 14:27:46

Something like this happened to me... actually it happens tome often. I've been meaning to make a post about it. It was quite hilarious actually. Once in high school I was at a carnival and a girl I knew from school said hello to me and I ran away in the other direction.

RedBlueberries 2010-07-05 14:27:46

The guy gave me the most hilarious look when I shouted "I DON'T KNOW". It was a mix of D: and :S

Sinitech 2010-07-06 10:32:29

Her?

RedBlueberries 2010-07-06 10:32:29

YES.

NeverHundred 2010-07-06 13:10:16

I don't care about hair length. Personally my hair is long, but I'm a guy. So I have no idea what that has to do with anything. I used to cut my own hair, back when I actually cared enough to cut it. I suppose the thing that matters is what the person feel works best for them.
It veries from person to person, I think that the shape of ones head and face would have some sort of effect on what hair style looks best for them.

RedBlueberries 2010-07-06 13:10:16

You cut your own hair? Holy crow, I'd end up cutting my own ear off if I tried that.

Xeke 2010-07-06 19:42:40

indeed

RedBlueberries 2010-07-06 19:42:40

I concur.

NeverHundred 2010-07-07 16:55:13

I conquer!

RedBlueberries 2010-07-07 16:55:13

No you don't x3

NeverHundred 2010-07-07 19:36:27

...I conquered the nts didn't I? It wasn't easy... many lives were lost, but victory was as sweet as jam. In fact, I do believe it was jam. Jam was a very immportant part of the ants termms of surrender you see.

RedBlueberries 2010-07-07 19:36:27

o: But that's like giving the natives a few dollars for a tonne of land! Not fair.

Sinitech 2010-07-08 01:23:10

I was unhappy to wake up to you screaming your head off at me about Germany losing.

RedBlueberries 2010-07-08 01:23:10

I was unhappy that Germany lost. And I wasn't screaming at you, I was sharing my disappointment with you as you were unhappy, as well.

NeverHundred 2010-07-08 13:02:38

Hey, I'm the natives here, they were the invaders. I was here first, they were trying to eat my house. Naturally I wouldn't mind them as guests or anything like that. But when they tried to sacrifice me to their dark gods I had to draw the line.

And that's how I spent my summer vacation.

RedBlueberries 2010-07-08 13:02:38

I spent my summer vacation at band camp.

Xeke 2010-07-09 23:36:06

hey, there was this one time at band camp...

RedBlueberries 2010-07-09 23:36:06

SHUSH WE'RE BEING MONITORED!

NeverHundred 2010-07-10 10:07:05

I only ever got sent to spam camp.

RedBlueberries 2010-07-10 10:07:05

Spam is icky. Why do the Hawaiians like it?

NeverHundred 2010-07-10 12:51:34

Because they worship a volcano. And everyone knows that volcanos and spam have many things in common, for instance explosive diarrhea. Also... THE HORROR!!!

RedBlueberries 2010-07-10 12:51:34

I don't know how poop got involved with this conversation.

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