manicjudgement 2010-03-04 19:34:27

I eat Canadians like you in my sleep. Oh, wait, that's not right.

Sinitech 2010-03-05 04:49:44

I'm leaving this comment at 4:50 AM.

BECAUSE I CAN.

Sinitech 2010-03-05 04:49:52

FFFUUUUU

Sinitech 2010-03-06 04:50:23

4:50 AM.

NeverHundred 2010-03-06 08:29:34

Most history is boring... to most people... I for one almost majored in history. But that's a different story, one that is neither here nor there. Still there are a few jewel's in history. Battle's, Like the when Persia fought the Egyptians with cats. Like how the Japanese force at midway shot down every American plane in the sky but one squadron that was late to the party, that one lost bomber squadron came on the scene right as the imperials where reloading, they sunk a few carriers and possibly blew up a death star.

And than there was one campaign in the war of nineteen-twelve, it was Canada's shining moment. Simply put, in the war of 1812 America could have easily took and held Canada. But we obviously didn't... We outnumbered, outgunned and were more prepared for the war. You know what the Canadians did? They made sure "secret plans" leaked to the American officers in charge of the Canadian assault. "Sir, says here that they have a hive of Indians. They have many more soldiers than you, and they're about to rape you and everyone you know." and Hull was like, "And how did we know all this?" and his invisible sidekicks just like, "I dunno, many Bothan's died to bring us this information..." The whole thing was a hoax, the American commander William Hull believed that Canadians where ruthless killing machines, he also believed that the Canadian forces vastly out numbered his own men. All while a dark stain in front of his pants appeared, he decided it would be best to surrender at Detroit and to run away from all the scary Canadians.

Cat's in War: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pelusium_%28525_BC%29">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_o f_Pelusium_%28525_BC%29</a>
Midway's Wedge Antilles: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._Wade_McClusky,_Jr">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._Wade_
McClusky,_Jr</a>.
Those Sneaky Canadians: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Detroit">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_o f_Detroit</a>

History can be fun!!!

NeverHundred 2010-03-06 15:53:52

Canadians are badass, they down a jug of maple syrup than they run up some buildings.

Sinitech 2010-03-06 20:41:05

Also, lol.

Canadians.

Everyone knows they are a myth.

NeverHundred 2010-03-07 20:00:11

Sinitech spreads the seeds of doubt.