But let me not bore you with hockey rants. How are you? How's the family? The wife? Still doesn't like me, eh? That's alright, it's not like she needs to. How's the job? The car? The debt?
Tell me about it, I'm here to listen.
This was a triumph! A feat in science! I'm making a note here; HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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Well, this time we won.
Posted by RedBlueberries - February 23rd, 2010
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Wow, I was way off.
I said Canada would lose 4-2.
They won 8-2.
Back to the drawing board for me.
YOU DON'T KNOW US
Also, yay, you're using my banner now.
Yup, Guys, SInitech made my banner.
I'm drunk. My family more or less hates me, except my sister... but she committed suicide eight months ago. The wife left me, took the kids... they never really talked to me anyway. Yeah, she does still hate you, but than again who doesn't she hate. I've been unemployed for some time. I occasionally play blues harmonica at the local pub... but I only get payed in cumshots to the face and chest. Yeah... I never owned a car. I take the subway. I also never had a credit card or mortgage so there isn't any debt to worry about.
Life is good. And probably nothing I said was true. But than again I don't know me so it might be.
THAT'S WHY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT ME
Uh, yeah... sorry about marooning you on that island. But you just weren't cut out to be a pirate.
... I fought my way to being captain! You were my first mate! This is mutiny! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!
Pirates have no honer. And a pirate without a ship is just a creative homeless person! So THARR!!!
I'm such a weirdo. I read that as "Pirates have no boner".
Which isn't true. I have one right now.
Goats are sexy, but not as much as the sheep.
Betch, please, Goats are the sexiest things out there.
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I'm the Nerd, I'm awesome, and I will always be better than you. You can't deny my awesome. I could beat you at everything if I tried. I can even beat you at everything with out trying. I'm awesome. And because I'm awesome, I can do anything. Bow before me, pawn. I am you lord, master, king, ruler, and god. You shall listen to none but me, I control you, I'm the best. You are a minion, and nothing better.
RedBlueberries
Talk nerdy to me ;D