Sinitech 2010-07-24 02:10:20

The day I let my daughter get cheered up by a bunch of random strangers on the internet is the day I grow a mustache shaped like my genitals and call the Cyber Police.

NeverHundred 2010-07-24 05:08:02

I once worked at an animal shelter for a day. I just played with the cats. I don't get along so well with dogs... they chase me. I have more in common with the cats. Me and cats, we're lethargic, pretentious and we love to play with ribbons and shiny things.

But than agian ravens also like playing with ribbons and shiny things. And much like ravens I'm a clever neverhundred. Both cats and ravens seem to have a misanthropic slaint... I feel like they pity humanity. And so do I.

The world is a terrible place... does that cheer you up? I'm not very good at this... meh, gonna go chase a ball of yarn now.

Sinitech 2010-07-24 15:10:02

It's funny because all of the comments so far seem to be doing just the opposite of what you want.

NeverHundred 2010-07-25 01:06:20

"Good news everybody..." ~ Professor Farnsworth on bad news.

Proottalfain 2010-07-26 10:29:42

<a href="http://proottalfain.newgrounds.com/news/post/498187">http://proottalfain.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/498187</a>
Yes.

NeverHundred 2010-07-28 22:37:25

Canadians, why would you want to hurt a poor defenseless death-match?

(see my comment in prootalfain's profile for details)

OrionDraven 2010-07-30 15:24:06

I work as a part time butcher, but i love animals, i get free meat, and when i come home the dogs and cats swarm because they smell the chicken and beef, i swear they eat better then i do, the dogs names are Klingy, Bitey, Woofy, and paul, the cats names are Scruffy, Puffy, and steve. Paul and Steve are the weird ones, steve looks at lightbulbs, and paul tries to eat my shirts, they're weird, and i love them. :3