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This was a triumph! A feat in science! I'm making a note here; HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

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You should do like Ernest Hemingway.

In 1939, Hemingway was ordered to cut down on his drinking. He tried to hold himself to three Scotches before dinner but he couldn't do it and, in 1940, he began breakfasting on tea and gin and swigging absinthe, whiskey, vodka and wine at various times during the day.

More than 3 scotches before dinner, plus gin, absinthe, whiskey, vodka and wine. Mmmm...

I need to go to work sober or else I can't do anything but make hilarious typos all day.

Somehow Hemingway was able to take all his hilarious typos and turn them into literary classics. Why can't you be more like Ernest Hemingway. Son, I am dissapoint.

You won't be disappointed when I tell you my marks!

you have marks? you really should improve your kung-fu then. or become a ninja. that way, you are never touched by the other combatant.

I AM A NINJA. Shhhhhhhhhh!

Marks is what foriegn/old people call grades. My grandfather used to ask me, "How are your marks this year?" and I'd say, "uh, ZOMBIES!!!" and he would say, "Son, I am dissapoint."

DINOSAUR ZOMBIES!!!

Foreign? Perhaps YOU'RE the foreign one.

Oh I'm foreign, foreign like a robot in disguise.

If everyone was robots, you'd tell me, right?

where are the cocks and tits on this userpage? I can't find any ANYWHERE

I'm too kawaii for any of that.

They're hidden... very carefully... in select theaters.

No, no, they're actually here.

WHAT IS THIS? This woman isn't me. IMPOSTER!

when does this that i cared?

The day you start to speak Emblish properly.

Did someone mention orange juice? My orange juice is Fulp free. In case you people were tired of drinking orange juice that Tom Fulp or his brother where currently scuba diving in.

Those guys are so weird.

Ewww Fulp.

GOD DAMN KAWAII THINGY WEIRD ASS WORD THING

You're weird. Freaking weirdo.

Than jump.

Jump!

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