Fine.
But don't come crawling to me when the alien robot squid monsters from underground come looking for you.
This was a triumph! A feat in science! I'm making a note here; HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Age 30, Female
School Girl/Manrod
Black Mesa/Canada Wing
Joined on 2/14/10
Fine.
But don't come crawling to me when the alien robot squid monsters from underground come looking for you.
Fine.
I won't.
Wait... you're still on this site?
...son, I am dissappoint.
I like the people here. I have the attentionspan of a chipmunk, though, so I have a tendency to leave from time to time.
Well, you've one upped me once again. I have the attention span of milk.
Puppies?!
but, its so obvious!!! the nurse is actually you bowling instructor and eats newspapers only to regurgitate donuts!!! hmm... or maybe.... there is a ninja in your internets and your trying to call for help before the ninja steals your freshly obtained donuts!
Creative... But not quite ;D
Wait, it's a riddle? I thought it was a poem.
It can be both. You just need to figure it out.
WHY
WHAT
Why aren't you a God damned Manrod, woman?
DOES THIS MEAN I CAN BE ONE OH I'M SO EXCITED I CAN JIZZ OH WAIT OOPS
You may be a otimusprime but I has the next best thing on earth.
Mars?
Sinitech
CAN I GUESS? CAN I?
RedBlueberries
NO YOU CAN'T YOU ALREADY KNOW SHUSH