You know what, this is the only thing that's made me happy in months. This is a special occasion, I'm not going to masturbate.
I'm going to go make a God damn cake. Right now.
This was a triumph! A feat in science! I'm making a note here; HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
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By the way, I made that decision while masturbating. I decided not to finish.
Actually I'm not all that concerned about it at all.
I think I'll just go to bed.
5th!
Oh Tatooine, We scan it's desert sands. Searching for droids, they stole our Death Star plans!
They weren't very good plans, anyway. I mean, you can shoot this hole and then the whole thing explodes.
Well yeah, the empire wasn't too bright. I mean right there in the beginning they see an escape pod has been shot from the ship. They scan it, "Oh, well no life forms. There is no way the plans could be in there. It's not like droids are common place, or that someone might have simply stashed the plans in there."
They lost because they didn't want to win, not on a subconscious level. Just like your Canadian friends. teehee.
IMMA HIT YOU, BOY
Sinitech
Haha! I fucking knew it would happen.
Why, this just puts me right in the mood.
Yep.
I think I'm gonna go masturbate, right now.
So when you read this, just keep in mind: I had an orgasm some time around 3:00 AM.
I bet that's a terrible image.