I love peanut butter and jelly.
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It's not just adorable. It's kawaii.
Its fucking delicous
God I hate this fucking website so much.
U TRYIN TO GET BANED?
I'm allergic to peanut butter, and as such, I've never had the peanut butter and jelly experience.
What am I missing?
... YOU POOR MAN D:
Once I make friends in the medical and biological sciences, I'll get them to cure you and you shall know what you have missed!
More like... peanut butter and smelly! teeheehee
nah uh, you are a lieutenant derp.
It was the ice cream... bah bu- but, The ice cream, it got all melty. IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
*runs off sobbing*
Noooo, don't go!
Actually, I may have outgrown that allergy, but until I get tested for it, I'm not taking any risks. When I was young, my allergic reaction to peanut butter was fairly severe. Just tasting the stuff caused my head to shrivel up and fall off. Fortunately, I always carry around some spare heads.
Where do you get the spare heads?
Funny thing, I also always carry around a few spare heads. You never know when they'll come in handy after all... or is that heady? I can't tell you how many beheadings andd headshots I've thwarted due to having an extra head in close proximity.
The only problem is when you switch heads you switch brains and therefor you are no longer who you once were. But you don't really care at that point.
I hear whistling in the distance. It sounds like, adventure.
No, that's my brother. He had beans last night.
All my spare heads are grown from head seeds. The seeds are extremely expensive, but the heads they produce are a lovely addition to any garden. And, of course, there's the benefit of having something to fall back on in case your own head falls off or something.
And I thought my garden was perfect.
In other news, I have a present for you! Truth be told, I made it quite a while ago, and it was never intended to be a present, but let's just forgot about all that nonsense and say it was a work inspired by my undying love for garlic knots that took me a total of 15.253938 hours to complete.
Anyway, here it is! It's like your current profile picture, but much, much better in every way imaginable.
Thank you! ^-^ I love it.
I gotta say, his version of your picture is amazing.
It's better than what you do ;D
oh shi-, someone has found photoshop! We're all doomed.
I've known how to use photoshop for a while. I want a tablet! I WANT ONE SO BAD!
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