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This was a triumph! A feat in science! I'm making a note here; HUGE SUCCESS! It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

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I'm bringing bread to the table, bitchez!

Posted by RedBlueberries - June 11th, 2010


I got a job for the summer. I don't even know where. I'm being paid over $10 an hour to be trained, and the placed somewhere that suits me. Now one of you go an make me a sammich, I've got other work to do.
I'm going to buy a violin, a flute, a pair of roller blades and hopefully some new pieces of the uniform for next year. The rest is going to my school fund, which is pitiful because I don't think my family really cares.
Where's my sammich?!


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Okay... but what am I supposed to do with Sam Mich?

Read the instructions given to us below.

oo oo a violin? I LOVE the violin!!! the only thing I like as much as the violin is the electric violin!

I saw one of those. They're badass but I'm not rich. They're like, $900. D:

Maybe I'll get my Viola handy AND WE CAN FORM AN ORCHESTRA.

And Erin with her piano, and Daniel with his guitar. :3 We'd be a hilariously crazy band. I CALL BEING THE LEADER!

My band will be better. Just saying...

you know it's true. Xeke is in it. And also a man who refuses to wear pants. Trufax.

I refuse to wear pants. Can I be in your band, too?

There will be no girls in my band... other than perhaps myself. But I am only like a one sixteenth girl l so that barely counts. My left shin is obviously female. Trufax.

Uh... who exactly is Trufax anyway?

I'm going to assume... Your mother.

...stickman91 wins this round. too late to be up posting. too late to be turning bread into toast and... that's all I recall.

He will never win. I'm always the winner!

wow... I leave this piece alone for a few days and now Red is deepthroating, refusing to where pants and is now in a band...

then again... apparently I am in a band too now... interesting. um, what do I play again? an it be an electric violin?

I've always refused to wear pants.

No Xeke, we've been over this. You play TWELVE electric violins! At the same time! HAHA, and Nate plays the giant cowbell! It's like... the size of your head... if your head was gigantic.

I pictured a giant Xexe chibi.

This has turned into a battle of the bands. Authorities are being contacted.

Oh noes, the po-po!

...wait sinitech's band is in the running.

damn it. I'm out. No one can defeat that sinitech sound.

HAHA I'M IN THAT BAND
/win

Also no one can defeat Stickman's sound either. Because... uh, he makes the kind of music... that... people listen to with their entire faces, not just the ears. Yeah, that confusing remark should distract people from my earlier mistake.

I like listening to things with my entire face.